"i’m winning so they had to dump the gatorade."
"love is russian roulette, i had the safety on." 🔫🔫🔫
"i’m in love with you, but this is not tennis." 🎾🎾
pagingme:

sent this picture to my mom to show her my new shoes and she was very concerned for the wellbeing of my leg
hotscottishpeople:

is this why I’m single

squidgybuttblog:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

[ADULTING INTENSIFIES] 

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theghostofyourliess:

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