officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

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aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

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  • sad and maybe gay: a biography of all of my favorite characters
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Beyoncé did give MTV a 15 minute show and she gave BET a snapchat Kid Fury (via cyclicaltrendz) 193 notes