princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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astonishingly:

50 shades of fucked up

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Writing isn’t the same as speaking, I struggle with conversation. Alex Turner (via perfect) 151,691 notes

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

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raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

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